Trump’s Bigly Rebrand Gulf of America, Greenland, and Gang gang Dilomacy

“Everybody is worried about trump causing major damage to the system or doing something dangerous. But he fooled them, he’s doing something dumb instead. Actually a few dumb things. I guess he said, let me do all this crazy shit first. That way when I come with the ridiculous stuff they’ll accept it.

Anyway, he wants to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. The politically correct response to that statement is it sounds mentally challenged. Or as they say in the old neighborhood, he sounds retarded.

We guess this is part of his make America great again strategy. Some feel America was great when it went around just changing the names of people and places. That was a big big thing during slavery times. But hey that’s the colonizer’s mindset, I have discovered you and your people, here’s the new name of you and your land.

We realize it’s not really that big a deal, you just got to change all the school text books and classroom maps. But hey, you can use the money raised from the tariffs to pay for that.

And speaking of maps, the dude went on to say he wants to annex Canada! Good luck with that. The medical industrial complex ain’t going for that. Canada has socialized health care for all citizens. Aetna can’t make no money doing that. We can already see the health care industry dragging Trump to court and having him declared insane.

And they might be right. Because his talk of taking over Greenland does sound Cray, zee.

Who does trump think he is,.. Napoleon? They do have some similarities. They say Napoleon was short and they say trump has little hands, And they both were checked by Russia.

But back to trump being unhinged. Now he’s talking the Panama canal. For somebody that’s never been in the military, he sure talking a lot of gang gang shit like he Daddy Putin.

As they say in the streets, I guess that’s what he’s on. He sounding like P Diddy, with that take that take that talk.

And we all know that ain’t working out too good for Diddy right about now. Anyway we got four more years of this. So you can get your pop corn ready and cancel Netflix and the comedy channel, because trumps about to be hilarious.”

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