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In a move that has legal scholars, political pundits, and at least three traffic cops scratching their heads, President Donald J. Trump announced today that he’s personally taking over law enforcement duties in Washington, D.C. “This is tremendous news for America,” Trump declared from the steps of the Capitol, wearing a police hat that looked…
In a farewell speech so dramatic it could have been directed by Michael Bay, outgoing President Joe Biden sounded the alarm about America’s looming transformation into an oligarchy—as if the oligarchs hadn’t already been hosting dinner parties on private yachts for decades. According to Biden, the future belongs to the ultra-rich, a chilling prophecy that…
“Everybody is worried about trump causing major damage to the system or doing something dangerous. But he fooled them, he’s doing something dumb instead. Actually a few dumb things. I guess he said, let me do all this crazy shit first. That way when I come with the ridiculous stuff they’ll accept it. Anyway, he…
Let’s get this straight: fiscal conservatives in Congress are basically the overbearing parents who say, “Do as I say, not as I do,” while raiding your Halloween candy stash. They print the money, control the money, and somehow still manage to act like they’re broke. It’s the kind of gaslighting that’d make even a Marvel…
New York City Starts Congestion Pricing. We wanted to go into the city to check the public reaction on congestion pricing but we didn’t have the toll money. So we did a remote interview instead. Thank god Zoom is still free. We interviewed the gentleman pictured below. You can also check out the video: He…
Move over Peloton, because farming is about to become America’s hottest fitness craze! In the wake of Donald Trump’s dream big, deport bigger immigration agenda, we’re left with one pressing question: who’s going to pick the strawberries? For decades, America’s agriculture industry has thrived on the tireless labor of migrant workers, many of whom live…
Republicans Unveil ‘One Big, Beautiful Bill’ to Solve Everything In a bold move to streamline governance, the Republican Party has introduced what they’re calling the “One Big, Beautiful Bill” (OBBB). This legislative behemoth aims to address every issue facing the nation in one fell swoop, from tax cuts to border security, energy production, and even…
In a move that has left the political world both stunned and amused, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly developed a new app, “TrumpMute,” designed to temporarily silence President Donald Trump’s public outbursts. Sources close to Musk reveal that the app utilizes advanced algorithms to detect and intercept the President’s social media posts, press conference…
Going viral on TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube is the modern equivalent of winning the lottery, but with fewer dollars and way more strangers commenting on your outfit choices. While there’s no guaranteed formula for virality, here’s an effective guide to increasing your chances of digital stardom. Warning: Results may vary. Use at your own risk….
Master the Algorithm: A Beginner’s Guide to SEO for Creators Introduction If you’ve ever felt like your amazing content is being swallowed by the vast internet void, you’re not alone. With millions of blogs, videos, and social media posts uploaded daily, standing out can feel impossible. Enter SEO: Search Engine Optimization. SEO helps your content…
